Fun Palace: 2012

"How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a
night thing?”
"No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me.
You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky
curse de-fanged me, and now I'm just a biiiig fluffy puppy with
bad teeth."
- no, not the hair, never the hair!
"Well, there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"
"Nope, helpin those in need's my job, and working up a load of
sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly
thanks enough."
"I understand, I have a nephew who's gay, so-"
"Say no more, evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that nancy-
boy hairgel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile!
Away!"