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Prayer for the working...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work…12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5 % on Fridays. Help me to remember that when I am having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Help me to always give 100% at work…12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5 % on Fridays. Help me to remember that when I am having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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